My body can feed 11 cannibals.

This according to a little quiz on the dating website (weird, I know) oneplusyou.com. The quiz has you answer several questions (about height, weight, etc.) to determine how many people you could feed, theoretically. My body can apparently feed 11.

That’s good to know for the next time I get stuck on a snowy mountain pass and people start getting hungry. Hopefully I’ll be with a friend who can feed more. :D

[from oneplusyou.com]

So apparently Germans have an entirely different way of answering the question, “where do babies come from?” They have books such as this one (click the picture to see the whole thing) which describe the whole process in explict, cartoony detail.

Not so safe for work, by the way… :D

[from planetdan.net]

I don’t know why this is so funny, but it is. Maybe I just love lemurs. Or maybe I’m just obsessed with the THX sound.

 It’s been far too long since I’ve posted anything. I apologize to anyone who actually reads our blarg blog :)

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Let’s face it — most bumper stickers are really boring. Oh, great, your kid’s an honor student. Oh, you voted for Nader? Congratulations. I don’t give a fuck.

Well, Cracked.com has compiled a gallery of “30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers” created by its readers. Some of them are just as lame (and fugly) as real bumper stickers, but others are REALLY funny.

Check them out. If only they were real…I’m so crazy for Swayze…

What can I say? I’m a slut for parody videos. Oh, and Scrabulous is pretty much the best Facebook application on the planet. Get over it.

Aw, look! Jesus has an erection! And he’s showing it to the children! How cute…

Wow…how fantastic is this video? I’m totally gay for it :)

And thanks to Jobetta for showing me this video.

If you have a thing for shoes, you ought to check out Reebok’s new line of SCENTED Kool-Aid shoes. No joke. The shoes are scented like Kool-Aid. The red ones are cherry, the purple ones are grape, etc. Who got this idea or why is completely beyond me. Especially since your feet are the farthest of all your appendages from your nose.

See the entire Kool-Aid collection here.

[From Gizmodo]